My boss

I wanted to call in sick today.

I thought about it for a minute, but then the boss called. He wanted "Juice!" He did not ask nicely- he DEMANDED it.

I LOVE motherhood about 99% of the time. I eat drink and sleep motherhood. It's like a good fix, sometimes I can't get enough.

The other 1% of the time I want to call in sick and read a book.

But I didn't, I gave in to the boss, and wouldn't you know it, the fickle thing didn't want juice by then. He wanted milk. Then he dumped his juice and now my kitchen floor is a mess.

Better clean it up- my boss is calling.