Funny... but sassy 3 year old

Here are just a few things heard from Camden recently:

Said with hands on his hips, "Mom! I am trying a be patient!"

"Mooooom! Logan is trying a choke me! I am totally freaking out!" (I must note, Logan was not even home, it was just Cam and I.)

Camden's version of the Socratic Method:

"But I am a grill! (Girl) See? Morgan even painted my toenails! Only grills wear polish, and I am wearing polish. I told you I was a grill!"

"You are hurting my feelings SOOOO bad! It's not nice to be mean!" (Said when he couldn't put more polish on.)

"I really need to see someone today." Me- who? "Ummmmm- President Monson!" Sounds serious buddy.

"I am gonna marry Julie in da temple. She's my grillfriend, and we are gonna hold hands." (Maybe that's what he needs to talk to President Monson about. Hmmmmm.... I may need to do some investigating.)

"Let's give these pop rocks to Chloe (his friend's dog). She will think it's totally funny. It will pop her head like crazy!" (Said after he had pop rocks for the first time.)

Yes this precocious boy keeps us busy, laughing, and wondering what to do with him. :)